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It's when you put grape jelly on you penis and have intercourse with a woman. Then you eat her out.
Joe:Yo man you wanna help me make a grape jelly taco?
Emily:Sure lets go to the store.
Joe:No man not that kind.
Emily:Oh okay ill go to the kitchen.
half erect penis while still maintaining malleability; sportin' a half chub;
I've been rocking jelly since we picked up that sexy hitchhiker an hour ago.
Your mom's tits got me rocking jelly.
When you are fucking a girl on her period and you give her a creampie.
My girl was on her period, so I gave her a cream cheese and jelly.
When your nutsack is sticking to your thigh
Bro I had the worst cram jelly today in precalc.
1) When you jerk off and some semen gets in your belly button, but you don't know that and after awhile it dries and ferments making your belly button hurt. Leading you to either put your finger or any other object in there. Feels hard but when you push in hard enough, you get a gooey substance out of your button consisting of ejaculate and lint.
2) Seaman's Semen
1) Dear diary today i had the worst case of Naval Jelly
2) COME ON ABOARD!! And swallow my Naval Jelly
The code name given to a crush who is sweet and childish but also really fit.
I want to make waffles in jelly Baby
Jelly babies. A sweet produced in 1864, which means society has been filled joy and yums for 158 years. What we ate in 1863 to keep us happy? We didnt. The world was in sorrow and pain without jelly babies in the world. The yummiest scrumptiousest sweets are the no.1 reason why the serotonin of children and adults across the globe is flying through their little skull roofs.
Jelly babies are cool