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jesus god

An exclamation when something is outrageous or absurd.

I mashed those guts last night.
Jesus god, she was ugly
Buh

by Little Grundle June 11, 2004


Jesus Fuck

verb: The act of forcing something to work through blunt strength or force.

also can be described as ghetto rigging something through force.

When a stubbern object is lodged in an awkward position and you want to get it out, you have the option to jesus fuck it, and make it work.

by mikedusher October 13, 2009


oh jesus

when shit is getting too shitty

oh jesus, there's superglue on the toilet seat

by medical doser!!! May 09, 2020


jesus medina

The one and only greatest. Known as the best ๐Ÿ‘ no one like him ๐Ÿ‘Œ

Hey why you claiming to be Jesus Medina?
Cause I'm the best ๐Ÿ‘Œ, greatest one and only Jesus Medina ๐Ÿ‘

by awsomest May 16, 2014


Jesus Crisis

The combined total of the confusion and chaos created by all the religeous factions, their dogma, ritual and conflicting interpretations of ancient superstitious writings and failed attempts to give meaning to natural phenomenon.

People are murdering each other over who has the best imaginary friend, jesus crisis!

by JackTheWhipper June 28, 2019


Thot Jesus

A Thot Jesus is person that claims to have a magical dick game and tends to heal thot behavior among women; leaving them to have sex only with Thot Jesus and nobody else.

Guy 1: Hey bro you heard that Macey, the class thot, aint fuckin no nigga but only Jaime now.
Guy 2: Yeah fr, all these thots claiming he got a magical dick or sumn. all these bitches flocking like he Jesus.
Guy 1: Jaime a Thot Jesus.
Guy 2: damn my girl Snapchat story she with Thot Jesus. My life is over.

by Atbatb September 25, 2019


jesus wine

water

The magical ingredient Jesus turned into wine.

I always bring a bottle of Jesus Wine with me, wherever I go, in case I get parched.

by Thurdeye November 26, 2007