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a phrase yelled not spoken when taken by surprise or pissed off.
Player1: (frags opponent on COD4)"YEAAAHH"
Player2: "JESUS PENIS"
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An overeligiouse christain, or at times just a Christian depending on how much you don't like Christians
Oh great, here come the Jesus freaks to preach to us
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An exclamation when something is outrageous or absurd.
I mashed those guts last night.
Jesus god, she was ugly
Buh
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verb: The act of forcing something to work through blunt strength or force.
also can be described as ghetto rigging something through force.
When a stubbern object is lodged in an awkward position and you want to get it out, you have the option to jesus fuck it, and make it work.
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A stupid Christian look as to where people smile in a smug way knowing they are going to heaven and you're going to hell.
Atheist 1: Hey, did you see the picture of Katie on her facebook profile?
Atheist 2: Yeah, she has that stupid Jesus grin all over her face!
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an exclamation; a general term of surprise; expression of outragia; unexpected spiritual epiphany
"Jesus weiner! Why can't you keep that spit in your mouth where it belongs?" "Jesus weiner, I didn't know Katy gave birth to a hybrid alien baby girl!" "Jesus weiner, did the boss ever take a piece of my ass in that meeting!" "Jesus weiner, I sure got raped by that car dealer!" "Jesus weiner, I have all 6 numbers on tonight's Lotto!!!!"
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The guy who always gets stuck with the fat chick in a group. A messiah for overweight women.
Looks like Fat Jesus got himself a hippo this time.
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