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Cranking my Johnson

The act of twisting your dick like a crank at full erection.

I was with the boys when I saw a homeless man and just had to whip it out and start Cranking my Johnson right then and there.

by ItsYeeBoyTom April 22, 2024


Jacob Johnson

A man who is very sexy and cute Adjective

You look like such a jacob johnson right now.

by Dave29382 December 18, 2023


Madame Johnson

One of two French teachers at Jeffersonville High. Known for being a total bitch, is often made fun of for her accent and her ackwardness. Is despised by damn near all of her students. Her main least favorite student is a girl in her fifth period class, one of two who coined the nickname "Frenchie."
We predict this name will likely stick for as long as she stays at Jeff......

Person: Damn Madame Johnson is such a bitch.
Friend: I know right! She's always making fun of me. I cant wait to get Felix next year.
Person: Me too.

by ThatCriminalMastermind March 30, 2012


johnson's gyal

Johnson's gyal will have more dan one man they will be liming by big kfc and always asking man for money and have on powder on their neck after school.And worst yet picking up Valencia man by Subway🤦 ♀️!.

1.Johnson's gyal is not good for you
2.Johson's gyal go break yuh heart
3.Johnson's gyal go use yuh for yuh money

by By:jasmine joseph October 14, 2020


Phoenix Johnson

Phoenix Johnson is a one in only girl that loves the outdoors and is probably a pot head

Josh: hey I'm going to smoke with Phoenix Johnson, you coming?

by Thatoneguy00000000 November 27, 2023


Rafer Johnson Jr. High

school in Kingsburg, CA, USA, North America, Earth, Solar System, Milky way, Universe.

hey bob wanna head over to Rafer Johnson Jr. High and get my flag football on?
sure man!

go sports!

by local kingsburg man September 13, 2023


Johnson bar

Slang for a large penis.

Look at the Johnson bar on that dude!

by March 15, 2024