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A recently formed government sector of law and order tasked with monitoring social media for any words considered offensive that current day.
Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.
Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.
So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
"Did you hear the joke police tried to cancel Ricky Gervais?"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
A joke that is over your head, like a ceiling. You don't understand it at all.
#1 - "What if soy milk is simply regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?"
#2 - "Dude I don't know Spanish, that's a fucking ceiling joke."
when someone makes a double deckered triple layered analysis requiring joke that you need a PhD to understand
jack: this weather is as hot as a tree
john: did you just make a thinking joke
jack: yes
john: fuck you
Something people don’t understand
Me: They did surgery on a grape
Friend:That’s not possib-
Me:That’s the joke dumbass
just look in the mirror and you'll see what the joke is,
joke is something your mom and dad made