Literally the best human to walk this earth.
Boy 1: Omg It’s Jordan, act cool
Boy 2: I submit to his power
jordan is an overall bitch. he is very nice to his friends but to other people he be fucking them up. he’s a rich guy who thinks he cool 🤟🤪 when he’s not. he’s nice when you get to know him personally most of the time. people might think he’s funny, most of the time uses your mom jokes thinking he’s cool
rui: guess what that guy did again
nari: who? jordan?
rui: who else. 😒
nari: let’s just go.
arik: yo bro what you doing
jordan: what else. being the coolest kid.🤟🤟🤘🤘
ella:omg bae😍😍
rui & nari: no
Jordan has the fattest ass to ever exist. It moves when he walk and if you slap it, it’s like straight gellooooo. He is the definition of GYAT MMMMMM. And he plays basketball btw.
JORDAN IS THE GOD OF ALL FAT ASSES
A fatass that eats all the food
Jordan: Yummy
Me: Fucc there goes the food
Crazy motherfucker. Posted up 24/7 in the kratom fort. They call him the horse in the field
1: Jordans in the field again in his kratom fort.
2: As expected.
Poison and a memorial to the theme of cujurti, updates and Ram Memory. It's interested it and nothing else. Undertop computers and does not want women
Jordan is crazy