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Jordan

This name is short for a skinny fuck who thinks he rules the world, but in reality, he is the bitch in every situation.

Your such a Jordan.
Why do you have to be such a Jordan.

by ActuallyJosh May 18, 2022


Jordan

Jordan is a nice calm person. Once you get know him you will fall in love with him, he has brown/black eyes with curly/nappy hair. Once you see a Jordan don’t lose him b/c you won’t find another one

Jordan is really handsome

by Yolo_Savage April 21, 2021


Jordan

Literally the best human to walk this earth.

Boy 1: Omg It’s Jordan, act cool
Boy 2: I submit to his power

by Jordanisstable September 8, 2021


jordan

jordan is an overall bitch. he is very nice to his friends but to other people he be fucking them up. he’s a rich guy who thinks he cool 🤟🤪 when he’s not. he’s nice when you get to know him personally most of the time. people might think he’s funny, most of the time uses your mom jokes thinking he’s cool

rui: guess what that guy did again
nari: who? jordan?
rui: who else. 😒
nari: let’s just go.

arik: yo bro what you doing

jordan: what else. being the coolest kid.🤟🤟🤘🤘
ella:omg bae😍😍
rui & nari: no

by naRi.. October 14, 2022


Jordan

Jordan has the fattest ass to ever exist. It moves when he walk and if you slap it, it’s like straight gellooooo. He is the definition of GYAT MMMMMM. And he plays basketball btw.

JORDAN IS THE GOD OF ALL FAT ASSES

by mommy mentle December 7, 2022


Jordan

A bottom who pretends he’s a top but is really a bottom.

That guy is such a jordan.

by pleasehukunamytatas July 4, 2022


Jordan

A fatass that eats all the food

Jordan: Yummy
Me: Fucc there goes the food

by Deadmememan February 25, 2020