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King Kong

The act of shoving a banana up ones ass, and then someone else eating it.

"you just got King Konged"

by Birch 208 January 7, 2010

45๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


King Dong

The act in which the male smacks his partner over the head with his "King Dong". This is usually proformed after long tiering sex where the females cunt is hanging low.

(A 10" penis is required for this act that weighs atleast 3lb.)

Beatting your partner down with your penis after sex. Therefore king donging them.

by Miss Histerectamy November 12, 2007

48๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


King Nothing

Someone who is masterful at something, yet not boastful, whether it being verbal proclamation or visual proclamation. In short, a king without a crown.

(Originally the name of a famous Metallica song. Also the name of a not so famous Newgrounds user.)

He is basically the King Nothing of the game.

by Peter Nolan (a.k.a -King_Nothing-) December 14, 2004

32๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


colin king

Fat, Black, peice of shit that eats all the food he can get his hands on. His best friend is graham and he likes to have sex with him every night.

fuck off king you fat black peice of shit go fuck graham or something.

by Preston666 May 10, 2005

12๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


King Dog

Awesome, brilliant.

Derived from the title role in a bestiality porn movie of the '80s. The plot --- as if one were necessary --- runs as follows. Dog, in the prime of its life, enjoys engaging in sexual intercourse with human females. Dog has a crisis of faith and begins fooling around with men. Dog finally comes to his doggy senses and females start to give the dog a bone once more.

Mike: I hear Oliver had a pretty sordid night out on the town last week. Filthy bugger.
Chris: That's King Dog man!
Oliver: Come on now, you do know what "King Dog" actually means. It's disgusting. Don't use that phrase in front of me again.
Mike, Chris: KING DOG!
<high fives all round>

by Andrew "King Dog" Mitchell May 12, 2006

19๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


King Me

Commanding another to boss them or perform oral sex on them.

Hey just king me

What are you waiting for king me already!

by FavreFavreAway May 22, 2010

35๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


King Kong

Sexual move, when your having sex guy on top and her legs over your shoulders, right before you're about to blow you pull out, stand up, plaster her with cum and proceed to pound your chest, roar and shake the bed. After this, the most important step is to run out of the room.

Guy 1: "Hey man, I totally King Kong'd the shit outa her last night."

Guy 2: "Oh yeah, did you get her banana split?"

Guy 1: "Sure did."

by RickyBobby26 May 1, 2010

43๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž