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Friend 1: Kyle cotnam is my goalie
Friend 2: oh shit
When you bend over the seat of a piece of shit ‘79 peterbilt 359 setback axle and your boyfriend shoves a can of brake clean up your ass.
“Did you hear? Nick gave Cheeseburger a dirty Kyle?”
Shits on his dads face then licks it vigorously off his tongue. Proceeds to rainbow kiss him and have sex with his grandmother, sucks her flabby tits and rails her against a cactus.
Oh shucks its Dirty Kyle
A Murder Of Kyles - a group of obnoxious males , typically young, loud, rude, the kind you don't really want to be around.
"Kyle" being used here as the male version of a Karen, and "a murder" paraphrases on the naming for a group of Crows, as well as the fact that being around A Murder Of Kyles WILL indeed kill your mood.
I went to relax in my fishing spot but a murder of Kyles was there so I decided to find a different spot.
A white kid who dresses like a model and thinks inhaling clouds are neat.
Let's go Kyle Hudson over at your house later tonight.
Kyle hudson,
The kid who gets sad over the littlest things and starts talking shit for no reason
Also the type to get roasted by the teacher and the nerd in class
Also posts on Snapchat of how sad he is bc he died in minecraft
A random person: hey dude where is the bathroom?
Kyle Hudson: bitch fuck off your hairline looks like my ass
Random person: ok I’ll go to someone who is not depressed in reality bye bitch
Kyle Mirren is a very underrated Youtuber who can run 5 miles in 6 minutes even though he ways over 400KG.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Whys the ground shaking?
Guy 2:hmmm oh its Kyle Mirren.
Example 2:
Kyle: Woah woah *falls*
The Boys: HIDE UNDER THE TABLES ITS AN EARTHQUAKE