A box of Hefty Trash Bags.
I always lesbian moving supplies in my trunk just in case I come home and Rhoda has my stuff thrown on the porch.
For men, The fear that the girl you like will turn out to be gay.
“Man I really like Jessica, but I’ve got a paranoid lesbian theory”
Usually a white masculine lesbian who wears tight ass top knot buns, Nike sports bras, and appropriates to term stud (a black/hispanic masculine lesbian)
“Hey have you seen that cute lesbian on tiktok?”
“Yeah, she’s not my type though she looks like a hey mamas lesbian who gets all the clout”
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A woman who is pretending to be a lesbian for a photo shoot. You can usually spot differences between a real lesbian and a photo shoot lesbian.
Boy 1 : Did you see that picture of those to girls together? Hot!
Boy 2: Yeah, but one is a total Photo shoot lesbian.
Boy 1: How do you know?
Boy 2: One girls has long-ass nails. I don't think girls want a nail shoved up their vagina!
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A lesbian (and sometimes a bisexual woman with mass market appeal.
It is often used in a negative way (generally by another gay person)to infer that the person is not "gay enough."
Used by Boy George to describe Rosie O'Donnell when he was obviously hungry for publicity.
negative: Ellen Degeneres is such a pottery barn lesbian. She needs to be gayer on her show.
positive: Rosie O'Donnell is a pottery barn lesbian. She's comfortable enough with her sexuality but it is not the only thing that defines her.
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A queening stool is a low "toilet-style" seat which fits over a submissive lesbian's face and contains an opening to allow oral-genital-anal stimulation of the Lesbian Dominatrix while seated. The queening stool features full access to the dominatrix's crotch by their lesbian slave.
This seated position allows the dominatrix's pelvic floor muscles to sag and relax ... and so exposes the dominatrix's entire pussy and rectum to intimate lesbian service.
Sometimes the dominatrix will enhance this girl-sex play by actually urinating and/or defecating into/on her sex slave's mouth and face. (Hollywood rumors suggest this is a favorite ritual of Paris Hilton.)
During a heavy night of lesbian bondage, Paris Hilton got so wasted and drunk she overconed a lesbian groupie while on her diamond-studded, platinum-plated, $100,000 Lesbian Queening Stool. The poor girl-slave's (Allison) face looked like a broken sewer main!
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A girl who claims heterosexuality, but whom everyone knows will be a full-blown lesbian by her junior year of college.
Symptoms include:
-short hair
-Doc Martens
-flannel
-an inexplicable attraction towards naked women
Since when is Eddie gay? Oh, wait nevermind--that's his girlfriend. Yeah she is mos def a tick-tock lesbian.
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