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When your raw dogging your step sis's butt and upon pulling out you helicopter your dick, slinging Sunday's processed supper all around the room
Omg after sunday lasagna supper , i cant believe my brother gave me a missouri mud slinger , now i have lasagna flavored poop on my walls
When you have diarrhea and you shit down a girls boobs and it runs down to her puss and you eat her out
I gotta make sure I eat Taco Bell before I give my girl a Mississippi mud river
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Stomping a turd down the bath drain.
While soaking in the tub, James was unable to make it to the toilet and shit in himself. He had to perform the Mayetta Mud Pie to clean it up.
A sexual act. When one has a strong bout of diarrhea, but is keen not to let it go to waste.
Instead the liquid is poured into a latex condom, which is then sealed around the base of the penis by any tape that will form a seal. (Duct tape kinda works)
At this point, one may proceed to deepthroat his woman- who may, or may not choose to, "Pop the balloon."
"The best thing that ever came out of Arkansas- besides the Walmart franchise of course- has gotta be the Ol' Arkansas mud plug."
Chuck Berry
Pulling back the foreskin after a mind blowing male colon extravaganza and slapping him in the face with your shit covered dick.
Ah! Damn! Ricky just European mud slapped me. I need more!
The act of passing a piece of shit between two peoples asses back and forth for an indefinite amount of time or until it breaks apart or drops on the ground or just totally disintegrates.
Damn I was watching Devin and Adam perform the oscillating mud sausage but Adam clenched too hard and it broke!
I'm so sad, me and Ross were going for the world record attempt at the oscillating mud sausage but I dropped it on accident after just two hours!
On the day after a very heavy drinking session, the victim can sometimes feel his/her anal sphincter almost give up, unexpectedly at an inopportune moment. The fear of this causes a serge in adrenaline which can momentarily provide the victim with enough power and control to prevent the full evacuation of the bowels. This process happens in less than a second but can be repetitive over the course of a few minutes forming a type of 'attack'. e.g. asthma attack. This can be exasperated when in a seated position (due to the body being use to this position when defecating) and on some form of transport. E.g. on a plane, in a car or on a train, etc.
A victim of such an attack usually suspends all rational thoughts, objectives and tasks as their new primary objective becomes getting to a toilet as soon as humanly possible before the worst happens.
"I went out after work last night with a friend and had way way too many beers". I had an ass-mud attack on the train on the way into work this morning".