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When you’re in an orgy with a sibling
When you’re Kentucky mud wrestling your sister can be there, ya’ll just can’t look each other in the eye
Act of a man taking a shit on a womans chest then jizzing on top of the shit. The next step is to titty fuck the woman.
I just did something that is more disgusting than scat bukkake...I gave Jan a Frosted mud slide.
A gal in Texas that is always around mud or mud parks and no matter what 9 times outta 10 she manages to bang the person with the nicest mud toys or biggest lift on there toys. Always moves from one to another by the occasion.
Me and my boys were and the pud park last weekend and we ran train on that ol Texas mud cat that was there.
The act of passing a piece of shit between two peoples asses back and forth for an indefinite amount of time or until it breaks apart or drops on the ground or just totally disintegrates.
Damn I was watching Devin and Adam perform the oscillating mud sausage but Adam clenched too hard and it broke!
I'm so sad, me and Ross were going for the world record attempt at the oscillating mud sausage but I dropped it on accident after just two hours!
When someone uses your bath water to clean their posterior, while you are still taking a bath.
I was trying to get cleaned up for the night, when my drunk wife came in and gave me a Mississippi mud bath.
When someone else has a trachea hole and you are fucking them deep in their throat, while you are orgasming, your seamen comes out of the other persons trachea hole and lands on your balls.
Bro 1: “Bro did you do the Alaskan Mud Flap?”
Bro 2: “Hell yeah man, my nuts are still sticky!”
When 6 black are in a circle and one white guys in the middle and the black guys proceed to shit on the white guy and turn him black.
Hey last night me and the boys (gabe, jonah,DJ,orly,daniel,and nick) gave troche an alabama mud dog. He is so black you can't even see him in the light.