nigger muffin

a black man that fucks someone while eating a muffin

i got fucked by that nigger muffin last night and he got so many crumbs in my vagina

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Muffin Basket

The type of condom used by guys that have a choad.

Dude you have a choad so use a muffin basket. they wont break on you

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muffin man

A great tune by Frank Zappa, from the album Bongo Fury.

It features a WICKED guitar solo.

Muffin Man is prolly of of FZ's most awesome axe solos!

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muffin smuggler

A female that smuggles muffins in her brazzere not for the sake of hunger but for the sake of bigger breasts...

Damn... That freaky bitch is a muffin smuggler.

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muffin baby

a pet name for a really cute boyfriend or girlfriend. simply just the names "muffin" and "baby" added together.

Girlfriend: "i love you more than anything!"
Boyfriend: "awwwweeee, muffin baby!!!!"

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love muffin

vaginal pubic haircut. refers to shaved labia, but top part, above the vagina is left unshaven. hence, looks like a muffin.

nice love muffin. did you have it done at the salon or are you the artist?

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Muffin Bar

1. Leigh.
2. A very silly young man befriended by a very silly young lady across the ocean.
3. An attractive guy one knows one cannot have.

Why must you be such a silly mufffin bar?

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