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The act of swiftly, strongly, intelligently & creatively responding to any situation
adj. Ninjenious
"How did you get out of there alive?" - "Simply ninja-nuity my friend, ninja-nuity."
He is a swift and agile ninja who is also cool, hot, and awesome.
Dayum ninja Mark! You are so cool and awesome.
a proffesional gaming organization
max: "did you see when ninjas in pyjamas played?"
lucas: "yeah, they were soo good"
The literal physical embodiment of "skill issues"
Friend 1: BROOO WHY IS THIS SO HARD?
Friend 2: Ok,Spider Ninja
A person sent in deliberately to have sex with someone's girlfriend with the intention of her significant other catching them in the act so he breaks up with her.
Jeff: "Dude, Seth's old lady is such a bitch!"
Steve: "Send in the penis ninjas..."
An assassin who uses stealth and guile to assassinate a penis, often causing death to the owner of that penis. Scissors, knives, razors, and fire are typical weapons of a penis ninja. An historical example of a penis ninja would be the woman who killed Genghis Khan by slicing off his royal penis. Lorena Bobbitt is a more modern penis ninja of note, although her intended target managed to survive and was reunited with it's body.
I found out Jasmine carries a tanto knife in her purse. I hope she's not a penis ninja.
A ninja who has trained in the art of ramen noodles. Ramen Ninjas are adept at stealing delicious ramen under the cover of darkness, handling hot bowls of ramen without making a sound or dropping them, and using various ramen ingredients as lethal weapons.
1: Hey, I'm hungry.
2: Let's get some ramen!
1: But how? It's night and we'll get in trouble if we wake someone up!
2: No problem. I'm a Ramen Ninja.