cell phone nipple

Many companies are coming out with new phones with a new cell phone nipple on the back to help addicts calm down

so they can function better. It looks like the real thing. Equal opportunity nipple. Good for any and all users.

Dude: "Look at Brandy." "She's at it again."

Jadu: "Yeah man, she just can't get enough." "She loves her new cell phone nipple feature."

Dude: "What's that?" Its a nipple on the back of her phone so she can nurse." "She seems to prefer it over food."

Jadu: "She's been on it now for over an hour." "Best to just leave alone."
Dude: "Yeah you're right." "She's pretty much zoned out." "Maybe I'll leave her a bag of chips."
Jadu: "That's thoughtful man."
Dude: "Thanks bro."

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goose-bump nipples

When your nipples get so hard they get goosebumps.

Also referred to as goose nips.

Mikey went outside in the cold weather and came back in with goose-bump nipples.

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Nipple Paste

The substance you get when you squeeze your nipple really hard. It is usually green. It is very thick and it tastes like war heads.

I remember that one night where Jamie and i had a contest for the person with the most nipple paste

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silver dollar nipples

a pair possessed ONLY by Sturm Brightblade!

HotL Crew: Sturm then ordered...
...an MJ cologne-milkshake...
...it soothed his...
Sturms Mustache: Silver dollar nipples!

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ghandi's third nipple

Ghandi's ambidextrous third nipple. It was always hidden by the cloth he wore around himself. At first you might not be able to recognize the third nipple, but it is there. The third nipple is worshiped and loved by all.

Ghandi's third nipple is our savior. All hail ghandi's third nipple! Chuck Noll loved ghandi's third nipple and cherished it like a brother.

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Nipple on a stick

Originating from the age old saying 'udder on a pole', this phrase has been refined through the ages to the slick, user freindly version we present to you here.
Affectionate insult.

Emma: Claire, are you in denial?
Claire: Ahh, ye nipple on a stick, ye.

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Ghost Nipple

When nipples on lingerie models are removed in photoshop.

-wow that bra looks so cute, but where the f is that models nipple?!
- oh I guess it's just a ghost nipple

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