The Bearded Dragon

A sex move invented and made famous by baby Dave. The dragon creates a vacuum seal with his mouth and the ladies front bottom and proceeds to blow air into her. Once the ladies stomach is inflated to the size of a beach ball the seal is broken and the air escapes creating a feeling of euphoria and release for the lady.

Dave used the Bearded dragon move on her

Dave bearded dragooned her and she nearly shat herself

queermo beard

(n.) - the collection of hair that grows on your face, usually resembles something that of a homosexual elmo.

Oh man! look at that dude, he's got a queermo beard.

Ii man you got one queermo beard.

cheesy beard

When you get face fucked and the jizz solidifies to form a beard. Ferment for extra enjoyment.

I face fucked your mum last night. By the end she had a cheesy beard upstairs and down.

Bearded Man Clam

Hairy Anus belonging to a Male

Man, Barry had the hairiest mangina I have ever seen..!!! It was a total BEARDED MAN CLAM!

Bearded Vulture

A sexual predator. Could be a man or a woman.

Just like the bird, a bearded vulture naturally preys on potential predators. The ultimate goal is sexual intercourse. He has 20/20 vision and spends most of the time spying on his/her 'victims'. That helps evaluate the situation and 'attack' at the right time.

With that said, this person is still a very naive and a weak predator compared to what he can become. When he gains enough experience he has the chance of evolving to a vulture, earning him or her a higher success rate and many more traits.

|AT A BAR|
Girl 1: 'That man over the bar is staring at me'

Girl 2: 'WATCH OUT! He is a bearded vulture'

Bearded Funcle

A fun uncle who has a beard

"I'm a bearded funcle"

Bearded egg

A guy's unshaved, bearded face.

Go shave your bearded egg now you espère d'inculte