Mucky Bum

Mucky bum is derived from the ol' salty eye but it actually happens when you've tried to push out a fart that wasn't really a fart afterall thus creating the mucky ooze that starts the ol' salty eye process.

Hey man, I think I've got the ol' Mucky bum happening and I've gotta go finish up the paperwork.

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bum sniffer

1. A person who sniff bums.
2. A term that can be used in name calling.

Hey...out of my way ya bum sniffer.

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Cat's Bum

When a person purses their lips in disagreement or disapointment. Often accompanied by Stink Eye

She looked at me with obvious disaproval as I let fly with a trouser cloud and gave me the 'Cat's Bum'

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pee bum poo bum stink

a game with 5 or more players,
1 persons must say one of the 5 words with out laughing.
must go in a round.

pers 1:pee
pers 2:bum
pers 3:poo
pers 4:bum
pers 5:stink

'pee bum poo bum stink' until one pers. leaves.

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bum flaps

The flaps inside your anus.

Dude uve got the biggest bum flaps ever!

Awww bamflaps i forgot my phone

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bum skiff

When a person has a sweaty arse and slides one finger along their crack collecting as much moisture as possible, then procedes to creep up behind their victim and run their finger under the victims nose depositing the sweat. Hence a bum skiff.

A: 'Fuck me dude i just gave Garry the best bum skiff ever! It must have smelt like fuckin shit!'

B: 'The poor cunt i bet he was well pissed off.'

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Bum Crust

Efficacious remains after expelling dung from the anus, usually due to a lack of stripe swipe, but often due to ones neglect of erasing the mistake. Can lead to droopy drawers or bung prints.

This food tastes like BUM CRUST! Get it out of my face before I bung print all over you!

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