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"jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need one" - Socrates
When you’re getting a tattoo and you pay for it by giving a handjob while you’re getting tattooed..
I got a lot of Jimmy riggin to do for this chest piece!
You’re the mick, the joke is too far to be funny
*orders a 12” inch subway and when it arrives it’s 10”*
Liam: you’ve got to be jimmy joking me, this is taking the piss
Exclamation for when you get blown up by a creeper in Mine-craft.
Oh shit man, I just got Jimmy Blasted!!!
A dog that is a outsider and loves shot gun
Jimmy Cleetus is fun!
Jimmy is Mr. Beast, the (almost) master of YouTube, after T-Series, which their Kids Hub is not kid friendly, and they have too many channels. But anyways, back to Mr. Beast. He has been buried underground and stuck in ice, and has survived. They have not yet had a history book about him.
Ted: Who is Mr. Beast?
John: You do not know him?
Ted: Is he Nick Fury?
John: No, you idiot! He is Jimmy Donaldson!
Ted: I know him, he is…
John: Finally!
Ted: … Tony Stark!
John: 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡😡
Ted is dead.
An emo who is surprisingly good at basketball
Guy 1: Jimmy Buckets just drained a 3 just like how I drained my balls on your moms face last night.