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Background: a legend made up in a maths lesson about a strange little character called matthew and a dopy sod called ming. the legend says that matthew goes home of an evening to play scrabble and chuff cottage pie.
Definition: cottage pie aka sheppards pie. A meaty pie, usually beef with a layer of crrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaamy potato placed on top and then this dish is baked in an oven. There are vegetarian options available as matthew knows.
Example: matthew was bombing it down the A3400 slouched in his seat at the wheel with his drum and bass poundin out of his white ford escort with both of his dads present. the lights change to green and so matthew zooms off round the island to tesco where he can get his fix of cottage pie for the evening. The evening he pulls ming will be the evening where he says to her, "you have two logic gates on your chest", grinning smugly. "mmmmmmmm cottage pie and scrabble"
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what happens when somebody puts a dildo or a dick in your ass and uses Crisco to lube the area!
Holly didnt have any KY jelly so she grabbed the next best thing, Crisco and slathered that on his dick and he stuck it in, smelled like ass pie in there.
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A person from Wigan, supporter of Wigan Warriors Rugby league team, or (pl.) the team itself. Possibly from Australian slang, where it means a lower-class person, but Wigan is noted for its fine pies as well as its rugby league players, some of whom are Australian.
'I've got a ticket for the Challenge Cup final, but I'll have to sit with the pie-eaters'
'We're away to the pie-eaters next Sunday'
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Not somethingu eat.
A weird girl with extremely curly hair. she has a kick ass personality. also known as "caley". Caley pie is the embarassing nickname given to her by her best friends.
I love my Caley Pie!
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A large Mexican/Samoan/Filipino who drinks a lot, passes out and loses his cell phone.
Damn Pie Grande! Eating fried chicken off the street and shit!!!
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The act of performing oral sex on a female sheep.
Tim thinks there's nothing tastier than a shepherd's pie.
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