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has adhd, alcoholism, and lives with his grandma. Bad dental hygiene, and probably owes you child support. The best friend you'll ever have.
I miss dan beers!
When your too wasted to realize your on a date with a super ugly and stupid person
I was on a beer date last night and damn she was ugly.
To chug beers whilst binge drinking.
I pounded eight bud heavies while fishing in a canoe this afternoon and only caught a buzz. Let's go pound beers tonight.
1. Beer Commercial - (verb) - the act of pouring a carbonated beverage in such a way that the foam meniscus rises above the top of the glass and flows down the side.
Hey! Be careful pouring that or it's gonna beer commercial all over the floor.
when you stick a beer bottle up your ass and fart and it makes bubbles
Carl is going to gas beers with me and Freddie
A person who mooches beer or alcohol on a continual basis and never reciprocates. A self induced mental illness leading to emotional challenges that cause unstable relationships regardless of the level of intimacy of the relationship (ie: friends w benefits, buddy, lover, etc). Beer Diggers are easy to wrangle and tame. They don't ever go to sleep; they just pass out. Beer Digger will conveniently forget that you laced them with free drinks all night.
1. That insert appropriate gender here is nothing but a Beer Digger. When the booze ran out, they bounced.
2. I found a Beer Digger passed out in a Burger King bathroom floor.
3. I bought that Beer Digger drinks last night and s/he can't even remember my name.
Golf Course Term.
Most Golf Courses forbid bringing your own beer on the course. They want you to purchase the beer from the Club House or from the beer girl out on the course (which is expensive).
Sneaking your own beer in your golf bag is the norm. But so nobody working there gets suspicious, buy a beer or 2 from the club, aka "honest beer".
-"Hey bro, how many beers you have in your bag?"
-"I have like 12, but here comes the beer wench so we better get a couple honest beers"