blue one

a blue 1 is five pounds worth of weed. named after the colour of the note, same with brown 1.

saffeee man can i buy a blue one?

naa man i onli do brown ones..

oh seen well set em 1 of them il go 1/2s wiv sum1

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One 'nother

Synonym for "another" typically said when a person started saying "one" and didn't feel like starting the sentence over just to correct one word.

Michell is just one 'nother dumb whore.

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That one bitch

A girl that is such a slut that you do not use her name when you talk about her and everyone knows who you are talking about.

Yo did you hear that one bitch let 8 dudes run a train on her?? Ye shes dirty but I wont lie I fucked her.

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one upper

-Regarding yourself as better than everyone else, with intent of seeming greater, without actually saying it.
-Implying you have done something long before anyone else even thought of doing it.
-Riding a motorcycle in scrubs and not getting any dirt on them.
-Working 18 different jobs including but not limited to a doctor, a mechanic, a veternarian, and astronaut before the age of 18 (With no proof)

Me: Man im stoked we are getting paid today its the 15th!
Hanson: Yeah well, i get paid 1 and a half hours before everyone else.
Everyone: ZOMG WTF!! How do you get paid 1.5 hours before everyone else, how is that even fucking possible?!!?!?!?!?
Me: Dude, your a fucking one upper.
Hanson: You are all just jealous!

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One Word

The term "one word" is used in place of the term "gay," usually in Politically correct environments such as offices or family dinners. The usage of the term "gay" in this instance refers to lame situations, not someone's sexual orientation.

The term only works when the speaker and the listener are both familiar with one another's lingo.

Ernie: Hey Frankie, how was the weekend?

Frankie: Oh, it was pretty bad. My girlfriend made me watch Titanic and then she started singing along with that crappy Celine Dion song...

Ernie: One word.

Frankie: Indeed. One word.

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Crush one

Smoking a cigarette with your friends, probably the most rewarding part of the day because of how awesome crushing is.

Bro #1: hey bro wanna crush one?
Bro #2: oh hell yeah bro Namath
Bro #3: lemme get one of those crushes bromosexual

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shootin the ones

to fight or want to fight someone.

(shootin the ones) or (shootin ones)

yo, im shootin ones with that kid tonight.
yea mess em up.

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