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when your dick is old and cannot work but you take Viagra to make your "wrinkly rocket" hard so you can fuck them hoes even after 87!
i finally got to use my wrinkly rocket last night after 13 years
when a guy cums into a girls nose and then the girl spits it out it as if it was a loogie out of her mouth.
Guy: Me and my girl tried the Siberian snot rocket last night
guy #2: dude that's gnarly,
when a guy cums into a girls nose and then the girl spits it out it as if it was a loogie out of her mouth.
Guy: Me and my girl tried the Siberian snot rocket last night
guy #2: dude that's gnarly,
Iced tea mix %50 with Rockstar Energy + Hydration Lemonade.
variations include the Shitfaced John which is a Rocket Palmer with a minimum of 2 shots of Vodka added to the mix.
I smashed Emily last night with my Crotch Rocket
I jerked off and jizz came out of my Crotch Rocket
A gay man who jumps off a dick as soon as another guy cums in butt. "Houston we have take-off"
Steve was a real "crotch rocket". As soon as I came he jumped off of me.
A woman who continuously spits out children from her vagina.
That woman sure is a crotch rocket with all those kids. Those government checks be banging!