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full of rich nicotine addicted white kids (only like 4 black kids in the whole school) who like to act gangster and say fuck 12 while vaping in the school bathrooms then going home to their million dollar household and being a cunt to their parents then throwing a fit when they get they're shit taken away for being a little faggot. they also like to say nigga a lot.
fuck a example srvhs kids are fucking losers San Ramon Valley High School
1. The Best Game Ever. Period.
2. The best selling Playstation 2 game
3. A game by rockstar games
Five Years ago Carl Johnson escaped from the pressures of life in Los Santos, San Andreas, a city tearing itself apart with gang trouble, drugs, and corruption. where filmstars and millionaires do their best to avoid the dealers and gangbangers.
Now, it's the early 90's. Carl's got to go home. his mother has been murdered, his family has fallen apart, and his childhood friends are all heading toward disaster. on his return to the neighborhood, a couple of corrupt cops frame him for homicide. CJ is forced on a journey that takes him across the entire state of San Andreas, to save his family and take control of the streets.
www.rockstargames.com/sanandreas
1. mike: "Grand Theft Auto San Andreas is da best game ever!"
Ike: "Fo Shizzle my Nizzle."
mike: My car! My Fuckin' Car!
CJ (while carjacking someone): "i need that shit you drive." or "gimme that fuckin' vehicle"
CJ (after hitting another vehicle) : my car! my fuckin' car!" or : "you hit my shit!"
Big Smoke (while ordering from drive thru): "lemme get a numba 6 an' 2 numba 9s an' a numba 7 an' a number 45 and a large soda"
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There are several steps to completing a successful sleigh ride:
1. Do the person from behind
2. Cum on their back, being sure to smear it around a bit.
3. Take a shit on their back, right at the top.
4. Tap them on the shoulder so they become upright.
5. Watch your Nutty Cosby slide all the way down on your freshly delivered powder.
Karen and I were feeling a little squirrely last night, so I gave her a sweet San Francisco Sleigh Ride, then made her clean it up afterward.
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when a man cuts his perineum longways to resemble a vagina for the purpose of sexual intercourse, mainly with a MAN!
"then he punched me to the floor, took my trousers off, splayed my legs forcefully and took out a knife and gave me a san fransisco slot machine ill never forget"
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When someone skeets so much into a pool another person swims in it
The summer was so hot that Bob had to go to the San Francisco Swim Meet
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best. game. ever.
best. game. ever.
the guy doing this definition is so right!
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Some days, some chicks just like to fuck with your teleprompter.
V.C.: I'm Veronica Corningstone
R.B.: And I'm Ron Burgundy-- go fuck yourself, San Diego.
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