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A word with millions of UD entries complaining about how they didn't find some sexual definition. Yes, i know a shark is a fish, there's no need to tell me that every time.
UD entry #1: an animal who lives in the ocean, what were you expecting you dirty minded person
UD entry #2: a shark is not a sex position, it's a sea creature with lots of teeth
UD entry #3: scary water guy. i bet you thought you'd find a sex definition.
*no actual sex entries*
No it's not a way to have you-know-what, in case you were wondering!
You know very well that a shark is a sea creature in the water that seems more threatening than it actually is.
Weird Fact: More humans eat sharks than sharks eat humans per year.
POV: You saw the definition of Shark was "A way to have sex" & decided to look up the definition on Urban Dictionary even though u know it's a sea creature.
Let me tell u that all Dictionarys are right including the Urban Dictionary.
This means that there are multiple meanings of the word Shark.
*"_Shark_"*:
1: *Noun*: *Shark*: A big sea creature that's a type of fish.
2: *Adjective\Adverb*: *Shark or Sharking*: A way to have sex. This way of sex involves a male & a female having sex in a body of water🤽 ♀️🤽 ♂️(pool, ocean, bath, etc.).
*Adverb*:
*Sharking*: To have sex with a Shark🦈🧖.
3: *Verb*: *Sharks*: 2 Sharks having sex🦈🦈.
Mister: Hey, remember when you looked up Shark on the Urban Dictionary and it said "A way to have sex!"
Mister -1: Yeh, other dictionarys say it's a sea animal tho.
Mister: Well, I just found out that there are multiple definitions of the word Shark.
Both: O0ohhhhh!
POV: you go on urban dictionary and see the shark definition and wonder ‘does it mean that?’ And look it up and might see this, well kids, a shark is a sea creature, not a sex position, so STOP WONDERING.
Lil bob: *goes on urban dictionary and sees the shark definition*
Lil bob: ok imma look it up!
Uncle bill: now ther lil bobby u ain’t lookin’ up tha definishin beca you saw tha stuf on the urban dictionary now r ya lil squart?
We all know why you searched this.
An aquatic animal, a shark you idiot.
You are trying to get rid of the past shame you got from looking up shark, and are trying to make it look as though you wanted the actual definition.
Person: I like sharks
Pervert: I like shark
A shark is another word for a fast car.
Tyrell: Yo look at that car that shit fast asl
James: Dat shit a shark on my deadmanz