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The act getting everyone at a party to cum inside of a ballon,
"Everyone come over here and cum into this balloon for the birthday boy" said jim.
"I love when someone does a birthday balloon surprise over my head"
"Pop"went the balloon.
"Oh wow thanks love you guys" yelled the birthday boy
When you go out with a bang "literally". Having a homemade nuclear device set to go off when you die. Extra points if Vermin Supreme takes your guns and gives you something bigger.
Zach really went out with a Vermin Surprise. Yeah what a dick head he killed my grandma in that blast.
The act of when a girl is sucking on your penis and you unexpectedly jizz all over her face
I gave her her great California surprise
the act of gagging your drunk partner with your penis until they vomit on said penis and then quickly shoving your penis into your partners vagina/anus.
"dude i got Cindy so drunk i gave her a gnarly California surprise."
The resonating sound a kindle makes as it bounces off your skull when you fall asleep while reading.
I had a particularly painful kindle surprise last night, hence the black eye
When you are taking a chick doggystyle and then slip it in here rear, slap her ears, and yell "alalalalalala"
Banging my bitch from behind and shoved it up her ass, ear popped her, and yelled like a hadji. Gave her that surprise insurgent
Inserting your special cream into a sleeping ginger
Let’s give that fat ginger a strawberry cream surprise they deserve