A phrase so commonly used by Trixie Mattel, that it is canon now.
Jake: Yo dawg, where is that chick Denise Richards nowadays?
Logan: I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.
They're so stupid, I'm surprised they found their way out of the womb.
They're so stupid, I'm surprised they found their way out of the womb.
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The act getting everyone at a party to cum inside of a ballon,
"Everyone come over here and cum into this balloon for the birthday boy" said jim.
"I love when someone does a birthday balloon surprise over my head"
"Pop"went the balloon.
"Oh wow thanks love you guys" yelled the birthday boy
When you go out with a bang "literally". Having a homemade nuclear device set to go off when you die. Extra points if Vermin Supreme takes your guns and gives you something bigger.
Zach really went out with a Vermin Surprise. Yeah what a dick head he killed my grandma in that blast.
When you're doing anal with your girl and she shits on your dick without warning.
Last night I have my bf some surprise pudding. I don't think he liked it.
when two consenting adults agree to a sexual act of shoving pillsbury cookie dough and nemo’s carrot cake up ones anus to create a cake pop mold, sticking a stick in pulling it out and eating it
cheryl let me cake pop surprise her ass
While during anal sex between two gay men, the man who is the pitcher pees inside the catchers anus.
"Man i clicked on this link in my email that said get a taste of Maui. Thinking I won a free trip i clicked on the link and it was just a photo of one guy giving another guy a Mango Maui Surprise."