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Test Wank

The act of checking the captain is awake after having a skin full. Usually in a pub toilet.

The good lady wife says I'm on a promise and I've had 8 gins. I'm off for a test wank

by Paul A Radcliffe May 23, 2023


test failed

The last words you will ever hear if you're just an octoling test subject and drop an 8 ball into sweet nothingness

*drops 8 ball*
C.Q Cumber: "Test Failed, you let the 8-Ball fall."

by koiyune June 7, 2024


The Simpson Test

A media analysis test created by trans youtuber Lily Simpson which, like the Bechdel test or the Riz test, helps the audience evaluate trans representation in the media they engage with. The Simpson test requires that "a trans episode features only trans people in a scene talking to each other with no cis interactions to distract from the conversation." This can of course be applied not just to TV episodes but to other mediums that have a trans character. Lily Simpson coined the term in a video titled "The Trans Glee Episode" published on May 23, 2024 discussing Glee episode Season 6, Episode 7 'Transitioning'.

Can you believe Glee (2009) passes the Simpson test?

by robinteen8675 May 26, 2024


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by <script>alert("TES");</script> October 7, 2020


Biffins Bridge Rot Test

When a man inserts his thumb and middle finger into the vagina and anus of a woman and attempts to click his fingers. Used to determine the overall condition of a potential sexual partner’s pelvic floor.

I wasn’t sure, she was a bit old looking. But a quick biffins bridge rot test proved she was in good enough nick.

by Bob Clapperton July 2, 2023


Just a test

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Just a test.

by Henry690 July 8, 2021


Crash Test Dummy Treatment

Abusive acts against someone, especially in a relationship, to see how much crap one a person can take until they give-up, implode, leave or otherwise just break. This could also be used to refer to the abuse given in a severely rough and overtly dominant S&M relationship.

She is such a bitch. Instead of breaking up with a guy, she used to give her boyfriends the Crash Test Dummy Treatment until they just left her alone. But, her new guy likes receiving as much as she likes giving. That's why they get along so well.

by artwolf September 20, 2011

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