When a man and a woman start dating, but one of them loses interest and stops texting, and the other person doesn't want to send another text until the person that has lost interest responds to their previous text for the fear that they are seeming desperate. Similar to the Mexican Standoff but with texts not guns.
Also see Textual Standoff
Mike - Hey Jason, how's it going with the girl you've been seeing?
Jason - Not good.. I sent her a text a few days ago and she hasn't responded yet, so I'm in a Text-ican Standoff.
EXISTING SOCIAL ANXIETY WHICH IS THEN EXASPERATED BY THE ADVENT OF THE TEXT MESSAGE AND ITS CORRESPONDING ALTERING OF ALREADY COMPLEX SOCIETAL AND SOCIAL CONSTRUCTS, IN MANY CASES ENGENDERING FURTHER AND MORE ACUTE ISOLATION
I’ve been even less.social than normal lately because I have an acute case of text derangement syndrome.
1) The processes in which someone texts on their phone that his or /her thumbs disturb the air particles causing drastic wind flow subsequently leading to a storm/ hurricane.
2) When someone texts so quick they seem to reply to a text before it comes.
Guy 1:, Dude, it's windy today
Guy 2:, well you were texting up a storm to that chick last night
When texting on a phone with a loud button press tone or sound.
*beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep beep*
"I call this 'navy seal texting,' they never hear it coming."
*beep beep beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep."
When your half asleep spitting fire in the DM and your Dream Texting turns into sexting. This new level of typed sexual genius is know as Wet Dream Texting. When this starts you better bust out the boots, there’s gunna be puddles.
Damn boo, I’m wet Dream texting right now. Hope your phone has a lifeproof.
A text chat warrior is a version/subspecies of a keyboard warrior. Not all Text Chat Warriors are racist, neckbeards, but they still have the toxic personality of it. You can see them browsing 4chan, 8kun, and wizardchan, searching for the perfect argument to partake in.
Some of these warriors even have their own places to lurk in, like the SCPwiki.
And sometimes they utilize other social media(s), where they can stalk their celebrity of choice (although this behaviour is seen more in simps).
Some of the obvious pass-times of a Text Chat Warrior include:
Editing random Wikipedia articles so that they include false or misleading information,
Looking up random conspiracy theories and beliving them,
Spamming /b/ and /r9k/ with random pictures,
Replying with "Sauce?" on every /h/ and /d/ thread,
Starting arguments about random things in the hope of making the other person annoyed,
Doxxing 5 year olds who ruin their K/D on cs1.6,
Scamming people for 15gp on Runescape.
Tim: Don't talk to Darran online, he is a Text Chat Warrior.
Darren: I am going to edit the Wikipedia article about "Electrical disruptions caused by squirrels".
Tim: Won't that get you banned?
Darren: If it does then I will spam them with my 15 burner emails and utilize my elite hacker skills in python to DDOS them.
Confusing people by saying weird or tricky stuff trough text just to confuse them and make them think they missed something
I've confused my friend so much trough text he thinks there is somethign called 'the art of text confusion'