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like a man card but only for people from maine that act like a true mainer.
jake - hey can I borrow your camouflage jacket to go hunting?
zack - who owns a camoflage jacket?
jake - give me your maine card.
A broke bitch who racked up 4k in credit card fraud
Little miss credit card fraud - LMYLIO or Susu use his uncle card to buy 4k worth of shit :0 credit card fraud charges are coming hot
When your fiery blonde headed boss comes off the chain on someone to convince them to do something her way.
Barbara is pulling the blonde card again.
When you're playing cards with drunk people, and somebody who just peed without washing their hands become the dealer.
Nah man, you keep them... I don't need any piss cards, decks aren't that expensive.
Girlfriend 1 - "Valentines day is coming up and I can't wait to see what I'll get this year."
Girlfriend 2 - "I've told my husband Valentines day is special and I don't want no 'club card flowers'. He'd better spend the time to go to a florist and send me premium flowers!"
the swedish card swipe is when an individual runs their tongue from the beginning of a persons buttcrack all the way from the back to the front and then right along the seam of the nutsack
oh yeah chupapi gimme that swedish card swipe
1. A card played in Cards Against Humanity that sounds like it works and won't get your video demonetized, until you or someone else decided to read too far between the lines. See too appropriate
1b. A card played in Cards Against Humanity that actually works too well, so it doesn't get picked.
2. An excuse that shouldn't work, but it does. Works best in the form of something you might find on a notecard or some similarly sized, stiff, paper-like object
1. Well, the black card is “(Blank) reminds me of my weeaboo days” so an appropriate card is “sitting in my room with the lights out watching unrealistic videos by myself”… wait… that could mean something else…
1b. Well, the black card is “(Blank) reminds me of my weeaboo days” so I’ll play “being a weeaboo”. Wait, “sitting in my room with the lights out watching unrealistic videos by myself” won? I guess I played an appropriate card.
2. So, I was just getting arrested for stealing thousands of dollars of Hasbro games from Toys "R" Us, but I managed to grab the get out of jail free card from one of my new monopoly sets. Take that, racist cops!