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a sketch from season 3, episode 1 of Tim Robinson’s “I Think You Should Leave” in which he plays a good samaritan driver who picks up people who are over the legal limit. but in reality…he is the driving crooner. he’s really gotta find a way to make money off of this
driving crooner: fuck fuck fuck fuck! they’re trying to make it look fake!
passenger: slow down!
driving crooner: you gotta be right next to me for it to look real. you gotta be RIGHT next to me.
passenger: what is this?
the driving crooner: you’re riding with the driving crooner baby
Loser high school seniors who don’t drive. Sometimes referred to as a NDS or someone who sucks at life
Girl: That guy is a non driving senior, that’s why he has no friends
Other girl: oh that makes sense
Brown to Brown action involving a car and 2 Brown guys.
Yo! I fucked the shit out a dude in a car dude!
Damn dude! That's crazy bro! Thank god you had a fun time with Jawad's driving lessons!
Flower run/drive
delivery of flower or flowers to an individual that has lost a significant other or family member, during the day or night
Guys we have a flower run/drive please remember the flowers and PLEASE no reving have respect guys
The place where a neighborhood of kids can grow up happily.
Remember when those two got married on Pleasant Drive when they were 5?!
Driving like a pussy is the equivalent to a white mom late to get home to record Real House Wives of Beverly hills and almost killing a pedestrian along the way!
Yous driving like a pussy Christian
when your butthole gets all wet and slippery and you have to ask jesus to take the wheel because your homeboy is coming over and you already know you boutta get dicked down good
andy: “bro, no homo or anything but i love the feeling anal driving gives me”
paul blart: “oh yeah bro, no homo but i know how you feel”