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Fictional British secret agent created by writer Ian Fleming in the 1950s. In 1962 the first Bond movie, Dr. No, was released. As of 2004 there have been 20 Bond movies (even more than that if you count the "unofficial" Bond movies like Casino Royale and Never Say Never Again) released, with even more in production. Bond is known all over the world for using cool gadgets, driving fast cars, romancing beautiful women, and drinking vodka martinis (shaken, not stirred). Women want him, and men want to be him.
"My name is Bond, James Bond."
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Um, the most awesome singer on American Idol. His voice is like juicy penguins on an ice cream cone while skipping in the Arctic Ocean.... on a blue whale.
Man: "James Durbin freaking rocks!"
Dude: "OH MY GOSH IT'S LIKE JUICY PENGUINS ON AN ICE CREAM CONE WHILE SKIPPING IN THE ARCTIC OCEAN ..... on a blue whale."
Man: wtf?
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Taylor James: a kind, caring boy; has a great sense of humour; and is really cute.
Only Taylor James would say something like that :)
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James francophone is a cocaine addict born in Quebec, Canada. He fills in for James franco when the user switches the language in their tv to French.
"Did you see James Franco in the French version of the original spiderman movies?"
"No, I saw James francophone"
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N. A generous, fuzzy god, known for its mysterious and glorious golden booty. A King James is one cheap ass motherfucker and will most likely be spotted frolicking with its nugget (a stout angry and smelly creature that likes to tag along). A King James enjoys a good beer and schnaz. Never fuck with a King James.
Sniff sniff...I smell a booty. Can it be? Is it a king James?
I love my king James!!
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James Faulkner usually has glasses and has sex with his cats. He a terrible rapper and hates being called gay. He is usually chill but when he’s not just know he may rip your nut sack off.
Watch your nut sack James Faulkner is mad.
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Someone who stood up for black rights and prostitution in 1969
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