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Usually a gay male, who hides his sexuality. Likes avocados and silver dildos. Eats dick, but only on weekends. He wishes to be a engineer when older.
Dad : Hey bud what you doing
Colin Johnson : Definitely not being gay dad.
Dad : Ok love you son
Colin Johnson : BYE!
when her pussy is so loose that you climb onto the dresser and cannon ball into it.
man, last night i cannon ball johnson'd your sister!
The other girlfriend of the notorious, Caleb Webb, who might I add is quite the silver stallion.
Will: "godamnnn did you hear that Caleb's dating both Ellie Johnson and Lily!!!!"
Samson: "No way! How did he get both!?!?!?!?"
Tanner is the sexiest mf alive!
Boy: “I wish I could be just like Tanner Johnson he’s so fucking sexy!
A stupid flat ugly un loyal piece of pube hair who is a fat whore she also if your white don’t date her she cheats on you which lightskins
Person1: Is that Kelsey Johnson I heard she a cheater
Person2: ya I know
Somebody who doesn’t walk his dog and just smells like dogpoop 24/7 because his dog poops in the house a lot.
All his friends call
Him dogpoop Johnson because he never walks his dog. Fuck Dogpoop Johnson he always smells like shit!