killing my oyster

Ruining one's life, as by precluding possibilities, reducing opportunities, or narrowing one's options. If "the world is your oyster," then killing one's oyster roughly corresponds to "killing one's world." Something like a long-term, all-encompassing buzzkill, or seriously, permanently cramping my style.

This new job is totally killing my oyster.

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Blackwater ROAD-kill

Refers to being or becoming a “Victim” of a “Drive-by-shooting”, “Gang related Shooting” –or- Highway “Road-rage” whereas armed shoot-outs results in a casualty or fatality.

Origins: A term derived by the private security company employed in IRAQ know as “Blackwater Security” in honor of their practice of randomly shooting at anything –or- anyone that gets “Too CLOSE”.

Use Examples:

The gangster was Blackwater ROAD-kill.

If you don’t clean-up your driving, you’re going to end up as Blackwater ROAD-kill.

Because he was at the wrong place at the wrong time, he was Blackwater ROAD-kill.

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Kill Your Dumb

phrase used when someone does a stupid,idiotic or retarded action...

Used when someone does something stupid.

Bob : I got her pregnant last nite.
Frank : Kill your dumb...

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that kid that killed himself

Jamie Scott

Jamie Scott is that kid that killed himself

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killing me softly

Human Immune Deficiency Virus (HIV) (AIDS)

You heard about Jake, they said he has that "Killing me softly".

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team killing fucktard

a jagoff who steals their friends lady friend rite out from under them. this smelly goat should have a cock shoved up his butthole as punishment for his douchebaggery.

josh- john how is sam
john- idk i think cdick stole her from me
josh- whoa, what a team killing fucktard
john- ya, pretty much

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Kent Buzz Kill

When some person you aren't too fond of decides to comment on your Facebook status, again, and again, and again. The person seeing the notification may become filled with excitement... until they realize who the comment is from. The comments aren't even clever, they're just dumb.

Ted: "Hey, I just got a Facebook notification on my phone. I wonder what it is... oh man!"
Jack: "What is it?"
Ted: "Its just Kent commenting on my status again, dammit!"
Jack: "The Kent Buzz Kill strikes again..."

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