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The place where a person sleeps, usually consisting of: a mattress, sheets, blankets, pillows.
That chick that Baumann plowed last night messed up his bed set.
A hotel you book when you are on a budget or only need a hotel to get sleep and nothing else.
Person 1: I am getting too tired to drive anymore tonight.
Person 2: Check and see if there is a Bed Bug Express on one of these exits.
Sometimes "Wet Maid". Not to be confused with "Wet Nurse".
A maid employed to assist with sexual activities in a supporting role for a couple. The important distinction being that the maid is never engaged directly sexually.
A bed maid typically doesn't directly take part in the sexual activities but will assist in entry, application of birth control and lubrication, maintaining erection, serving sexual toys etc. In some cases the sex between the couple may be entirely passive. With the maid being held responsible for the one or both of the parties reaching climax while they are coupled.
"You look amazing in this light. Call the bed maid..."
"I must have you now! Summon the bed maids."
Shitting the bed/shat the bed
To shit the bed is when you fuck something up so badly you hear it from the people around you for the rest of your life.
Tyrone really shit the bed when he told us about how he fucked a pineapple
-Jake
Oh you mean spongebob - John
When your working with clowns and one guy does something wrong you would say “ shit the bed “
Shit the bed I’m never touching a Radiator again!
When billy busted a but in his girlfriends pussy he proclaimed "I shit the bed"
When one golfer plays a round with someone who consistently underperforms
"E, you shit the bed again!" - JT