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Someone who routinely bails on a bro, especially when he makes plans to hang out. He will often bail to hang with his mom, or wifey
Example 1:
Me: Hey Bro what time are we heading to the bar tonight?
Bro: Sorry got plans with my mom and wifey.
Me: Oh, okay, thanks bro-bailer. We made plans two days ago.
Example 2:
Me: David never hangs out with his bros... Dudes a total bro-bailer bro.
My bro: totally dude.
Similar to a sausage fest. A high ratio of males to females.
I went to this anti-Valentines party, hoping there would be a decent amount of available single girls, but instead it was bro heavy, with little possibility of any kind of connection.
An act of declining
When the presidence daughter says she want wants some over time with you
-No thanks bro-
JOSH, FRANKLIN, JOHN ERIC, AND LUKE
LOOK ITS THE INFINITY BROS, THE INFINITY BROS LOVE DREAMYBULL, SEWEY, CNBT, I JUST MY PENJAMIN FRANKLIN INTO LUKE, JOHN ERIC, AND JOSH "OH NO ITS THE INFINITY <===:(INFINITY BALLS), WHEN THE FOUR INFINITY BROS CUM (IM ABOUT TO BLOW) TOGETHER THEY BECOME THE MOST UNSTOPPABLE FORCE IN THE WORLD, "WHO THE HECK IS GIGA NIGGA", ENEMINES;NATHAN, MALACHI, JEB, INFINITY HOES, SARAH, GIGA NIGGA.
A crow that is so legit and chill that it officially qualifies as a bro.
Man there is this crow outside my apartment that never craps on my car! He's a crow bro!
A term for a roided up meathead that is always looking to fight and hangs out with many just like him.
I was trying to have a good time at the bar last night, but all these shroeder bros were taking shots, screaming and being hard with everyone and they kept mean muggin me every time I would walk past them.
N: lotion, usually freshly used for fapping, that is spread from one friend to another via high five.
V: the act of spreading bro lotion to another person.
N: I totally got some bro lotion on my hand today. My friends are sickos
V: Dude I totally bro lotioned my friend today!