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The humorous conversations you have (usually while drunk or high) that go on about abstract, "what if" scenarios for very long lengths of time, usually until someone says something stupid and you all quit so they won't talk again.
We had a flying horseshit conversation about maxi pads, and decided that they would be better off called "blood sponges," prompting the new cartoon character "Blood Sponge Square Pants."
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when one runs backwards, jumps in the air and wraps their ass cheeks around another's face as they tackle them to the ground
Shawn gave Nick a flying ass wrap the other day! I couldn't believe it!
States in the middle of the United States that generally aren't destinations for travelers or tourists and are generally flown over when traveling from coast to coast. Some fly-over states include Nebraska, Oklahoma, North Dakota, South Dakota, Wyoming, New Mexico, Iowa, and Arkansas.
Ari Gold in Entourage: The last thing we need is the soccer moms in the fly-over states thinking that Aquaman is a homewrecker.
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F student: Think I could get into Harvard?
A student: When pigs fly!
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a 40 Oz (typically a fine Olde English 800) that is consumed to the neck and red bull is added. Consume fully and enjoy the effects. This monkey's got wiiings.
Why is Cam running around in the snow totally naked?
Oh, it's okay, he just had one too many flying monkeys >0<
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someone that thinks that they know everything
your aunts boyfriend lee is a blowfly
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