Put the pretzels on the wall

To think outside the box; something totally unexpected and different.

Person 1 "Hey man, the professor is insane!"
Person 2 "yeah he really put the pretzels on the wall with that one!"

paint my walls

I want my man to ejaculate inside my vagina

I love you so much , I want you to paint my walls baby

Mud Wall Jutsu

When you spend weeks building a wall out of dirt, wait for it to harden, and then kidnap children to throw against your homemade wall of dirt and mud.

Friend 1: "hey, I've been working on my 'mud wall jutsu' for a while but need some help picking out the kids to throw at it."
Friend 2: "ye sure, what are you looking for, I've got loads of black ones in my basement if that's what your looking for."
Friend 1: "nah, I'm looking for some new borns to start with, just to see if my wall will hold..."

We are wearing in the wall

Joke used by egyptians, commonly used by students before exams. It's a translation of the arabic phrase "e7na benelbs fe el 7et" / "احنا بنلبس في الحيت"

"Hey, did you see the "we are wearing in the wall" Instagram chain that Hanin started?"

Only walls and ceilings

Flawless. Without flaw. Sounds like 'floorless'. Can be substituted with " 'all' walls and ceilings".

"oh my god, have you seen Trixie Mattel's all stars lipsync?"
"Ugh ikr, stunning"
"Only walls and ceilings"

Bangin on walls and shit

When your menstrual mother catches you doing sick tricks.

What the fuck are you doing?
I'm practicing my sick tricks dawg.
Well I heard you bangin on walls and shit.

Wall max shits

Its when a woman does a wall sit naked and a man lays under her and eats the shit coming out of her ass

Bro I went to Sues house last night and she did some Wall max Shits on me