Put the pretzels on the wall

To think outside the box; something totally unexpected and different.

Person 1 "Hey man, the professor is insane!"
Person 2 "yeah he really put the pretzels on the wall with that one!"

white wall syndrome

When you're locked up/in a room for long periods of time with white walls you start to go fucking insane

White wall syndrome is starting to effect my life...

Mud Wall Jutsu

When you spend weeks building a wall out of dirt, wait for it to harden, and then kidnap children to throw against your homemade wall of dirt and mud.

Friend 1: "hey, I've been working on my 'mud wall jutsu' for a while but need some help picking out the kids to throw at it."
Friend 2: "ye sure, what are you looking for, I've got loads of black ones in my basement if that's what your looking for."
Friend 1: "nah, I'm looking for some new borns to start with, just to see if my wall will hold..."

We are wearing in the wall

Joke used by egyptians, commonly used by students before exams. It's a translation of the arabic phrase "e7na benelbs fe el 7et" / "احنا بنلبس في الحيت"

"Hey, did you see the "we are wearing in the wall" Instagram chain that Hanin started?"

paint my walls

I want my man to ejaculate inside my vagina

I love you so much , I want you to paint my walls baby

Only walls and ceilings

Flawless. Without flaw. Sounds like 'floorless'. Can be substituted with " 'all' walls and ceilings".

"oh my god, have you seen Trixie Mattel's all stars lipsync?"
"Ugh ikr, stunning"
"Only walls and ceilings"

great wall of bullshit

Trump's glorious wall being built by YUGE hands, AMAZING hands, GINORMOUS hands to keep out the heathen invaders coming here to steal 'Murican jobs.

Instead of progressing the country, we're building the great wall of bullshit.