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The guy who fucks your girlfriend or wife while you're in jail.
My girlfriend hasn't answered the phone in three days! Let me find out that Tank Top Tony has been sneaking around my house while I'm stuck in here.
Tony Pinock is the definition of a pocket dial king! Not once not twice but at least 15 and always when you don’t want them.
Ring ring, Tony Pinock. Hello mate “ruffle ruffle” back ground noise. Just hang up.
When you vomit loud enough for your flatmate to hear and then follow up with equally as loud sex.
Person one: why are you so tired?
Person two: my flatmates did the Bulgarian Toni last night, so I didn't get much sleep.
THE BADDEST BITCH EVERRRRRRR
“Hey have you seen Toni Andrews”
“Are you talking about the baddest bitch Toni Andrews?”
When an incredibly insecure Haagster claims to be the DOM after the one true DOM, Liam (the hotdog stand), instructs the Haagster to believe he himself as a DOM, obeying the Liam Dom’s instruction, therefore the Haagster becomes the Tony 2-5 SUB.
Liam (The Hotdog Stand): Haagster, I want you to believe that you are a DOM!
Haagster (The SUB): I’m the DOM! I was born in the DOMinican republic and I own a DOMinos!
Liam (The Hotdog Stand): That’s a good Tony 2-5 Sub.
2👍 2👎
The act of cleaning the cum of some man off of your face after a real long night of hard core sex over at cherry grove
Wow man I was a real clean tony after last night but I don’t remember his name
lil tony’s younger brother who loves vegan semen down his throat.
Lil Toni: I give you sucky sucky for twenty five
Guy 1: wtf why you bully me
lil toni: what you don’t want sucky suck then I shall Bill Cosby you
Five hrs later
Officer 1: looks like this dude has been bill cosbied
Officer 2: well I bet it’s lil Toni
Officer 1: lil tony or lil Toni
Officer 2: nigga the gay one
Officer 1: oh that one
Don’t let lil Toni come near you when he’s horny son.