Ur grandpap a trap

The worst thing you could say to somebody every time its used the universe gets 1 step closer to imploding.

Carl: Ur mom gay
Greg: Ur dad lesbian
Carl: Ur granny tranny
Greg: Ur grandpap a trap
*Universe fucking implodes and kills everyone*

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trap song

I peice of shit song that most arrogant boys and wanna be bad ass girls listen to. Usually it will be rap with bad singing and poor lyrics. Let's not forget how cool you will sound listening to it!

Wow that trap song sounds made me 3000 times cooler.

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Ur grandpap a trap

13 times worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny a tranny, and ur sister a mister. A star explodes each time the phrase is said.

Tom: ur mom gay .
Tod: ur dad lesbian.
Tom: ur granny a tranny.
Tod: ur sister a mister.
Tom: UR GRANDPAP A TRAP.
Tod: *explodes*
*sun blows up*

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Mormon Mouse Trap

When you are performing docking with another man but put superglue inside the foreskin. After letting the glue settle a tug of war ensues.

Me and Peter Mormon mouse trapped one night in Salt Lake City. And I lost

Your grandpap a trap

Worse than ur mom gay, your daddy lesbian and your granny tranny

“Your granny tranny” you respond with “Your grandpap a trap

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Venus Nut Trap

Directly following anal sex, the testicles are inserted into the wide open sphincter, which immediately contracts around the balls, holding the nutsack hostage in the butthole.

Michelle: Is Joe out of the hospital yet?

Vickie: No, I Venus Nut Trapped him last night. He'll be in there for a while.

Nicole: Serves him right for putting it in your butt.

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Sand Trap

You find a girl and take her down the beach. You fuck her and then you dump your man paste inside of her, kick sand in her face, and run like hell, never to be seen or heard from ever again.

I found this chick at the club, took her down to the beach, and gave her the sand trap.

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