Cherry Tree

A term for a dollar bill in refernce to George Washinton

Hey man you got those 8 cherry trees you owe me from the other night

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Sticky Pine Tree

When a man ejaculates in a woman's hair and brushes it out so that it resembles a stiff, sappy pine tree.

That fucker gave me a sticky pine tree!!!!

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Shade Tree Mechanic

Casual mechanics who fix or modify cars using tools and techniques that are frequently improper or not "by the book".

Tool boxes include zip ties, they use chrome sockets on an impact driver, don't own a torque wrench, and probably learned how to fix cars from a buddy, youtube, forum posts, or by doing.

How many foot lbs of torque? Just twist it until its "goodandtight". We're shade tree mechanics, not Ford technicians

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Trioch. (tree-ock)

A toned down, more acceptable amalgam of the words 'bitch' and 'trick'. For purposes such as describing a 'trick' or 'bitch' during a church service or storytelling in front of children whose minds you actually care not to taint.

"Trioch. (tree-ock)"

"What up?, Trioch!"

That librarian is definitely not a "trioch".

Only a "trioch" would still someones' skittles.

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virginia christmas tree

A tree where you hang niggers

Hey are you almost ready for Christmas
Yeah man almost got my my Virginia Christmas tree set up

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climb a tree house

to smoke sum weed.

yo mane im bout to go climb a tree house.. wanana come wit?

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Climbing the apple tree

like "climbing the mango tree" but for women; masterbation for women

girl 1: "i squirted after climbing the apple tree last night"

girl 2: "OMG howd u climb?

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