That gay guy who works at Mc Donalds that wears the chit stained black and white striped suit.
Hurry and hide your fat purple puffy azz Grimmase here comes the turd burgler.
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To defecate, especially from a moving vehicle, watercraft, or air transport.
Take the wheel, I have to turd out!
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a fluffer for turds; an absurd term for a person in general that is not meant to be taken literally.
Adam! Stop being such a turd fluffer!
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"that rusty turd was fuckin creepy with little flakes around it!"
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night turd (nyt-ter-d)
Ln: somnadefecate.
1. a mispronounciation / mishearing of 'night terror'.
2. more likely, a condition or syndrome involving 'turding' in the night. usually occurs while unconscious. can be accompanied by horrific screaming - sufferers generally woken up in the night by rolling in their own faeces.
3. Famous night turd sufferers include Lionel Ritchie and Guy Sebastian.
"watch out man, you almost stepped on a night turd.'
Shirl: 'Did you know that everything has faeces on it?'
Prav: 'Really? man, must be all those night turders'
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The type of turd where you sit on the latrine for 37 days before the shit comes out.
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