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turd burgler

That gay guy who works at Mc Donalds that wears the chit stained black and white striped suit.

Hurry and hide your fat purple puffy azz Grimmase here comes the turd burgler.

by Dish February 04, 2004


Turd out

To defecate, especially from a moving vehicle, watercraft, or air transport.

Take the wheel, I have to turd out!

by pukenet March 01, 2010


turd fluffer

a fluffer for turds; an absurd term for a person in general that is not meant to be taken literally.

Adam! Stop being such a turd fluffer!

by Lotte September 22, 2004


rusty turd

the same as sandstone shit

"that rusty turd was fuckin creepy with little flakes around it!"

by dude007 May 30, 2008


fanny turd

fanny turd aka a baby

" shit that woman just had a fanny turd"

by blondie102 March 27, 2009


turd drowner

Toilet

I'll be back. I got to use the turd drowner.

by malikai13 March 24, 2010


night turd

night turd (nyt-ter-d)
Ln: somnadefecate.

1. a mispronounciation / mishearing of 'night terror'.

2. more likely, a condition or syndrome involving 'turding' in the night. usually occurs while unconscious. can be accompanied by horrific screaming - sufferers generally woken up in the night by rolling in their own faeces.
3. Famous night turd sufferers include Lionel Ritchie and Guy Sebastian.

"watch out man, you almost stepped on a night turd.'

Shirl: 'Did you know that everything has faeces on it?'
Prav: 'Really? man, must be all those night turders'

by black stump March 30, 2011