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turd burgler

That gay guy who works at Mc Donalds that wears the chit stained black and white striped suit.

Hurry and hide your fat purple puffy azz Grimmase here comes the turd burgler.

by Dish February 4, 2004

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Turd out

To defecate, especially from a moving vehicle, watercraft, or air transport.

Take the wheel, I have to turd out!

by pukenet March 1, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


turd fluffer

a fluffer for turds; an absurd term for a person in general that is not meant to be taken literally.

Adam! Stop being such a turd fluffer!

by Lotte September 22, 2004

6๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


rusty turd

the same as sandstone shit

"that rusty turd was fuckin creepy with little flakes around it!"

by dude007 May 30, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


night turd

night turd (nyt-ter-d)
Ln: somnadefecate.

1. a mispronounciation / mishearing of 'night terror'.

2. more likely, a condition or syndrome involving 'turding' in the night. usually occurs while unconscious. can be accompanied by horrific screaming - sufferers generally woken up in the night by rolling in their own faeces.
3. Famous night turd sufferers include Lionel Ritchie and Guy Sebastian.

"watch out man, you almost stepped on a night turd.'

Shirl: 'Did you know that everything has faeces on it?'
Prav: 'Really? man, must be all those night turders'

by black stump March 30, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


turd drowner

Toilet

I'll be back. I got to use the turd drowner.

by malikai13 March 24, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Large Turd

The type of turd where you sit on the latrine for 37 days before the shit comes out.

This Large Turd Hurts so bad

by FUN_BOI October 13, 2020

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž