hu r u

Who Are You?

"hu r u" said the Caterpillar." Lewis Carroll

"‘Who are you?’ said the Caterpillar." Lewis Carroll

Or a question asked by many people of others, daily.

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Can U Not talk

A way to call an asshole (usually a girl) a cunt.

*a girl says a asshole remark to a girl*
Girl: Can U Not Talk.

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W U B

(W)here yo(U) (B)e - for cell phone and instant messenger.

"W U B" is abbreviated text for "Where you be?"

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holla if u swalla

when you want a girl to get back to you

yo,holla if u swalla so i can get back at ya.

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u moms/pops

referring to your mother/father, except only pussies say "your mother"

u moms touched u pops

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U pick live

Means, "We smoke extremly large amounts of weed" in pothead terms.

Also WTF is up with mystery wall?

does anyone really give a fuck? no!

7 year old: Mommy, whats cocaine?

Mom: Uhh, why dont you go outside and play a nice game of hide and fork yourself

7 year old: Ok mommy

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U-Scan Swap

A trick used to fool a U-Scan. U-Scans have a weight monitoring system that knows how much an item should weigh when you put it in the bag. You can take advantage of this by scanning one item then putting an item of similar weight in the bag. The main use of this is to scan a cheap item and get an expensive one of similar weight.

Jim: Why did you scan that mountain lightning and put the Mountain Dew in the bag?
Bob: Because I just U-Scan Swapped it mother flowers!

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