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A dick in each hand, a dick in the mouth, a dick in the ass and a dick in the vagina, and everyone looks at each other wondering who goes first.
The guys and I were having a five way intersection last night and finally John decided he'd finish first.
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- when a husband and wife (or couple) sucks up to, flirts with, or fawns over the local auto mechanic to encourage better customer service, favors or discounts
- any effort utilizing gifts, compliments, or flirting by 2 people to encourage an auto mechanic to provide preferential treatment to them and their cars
the phrase is often combined as a hashtag #greasemonkey3way
My '93 Ford Taurus needed a new transmission. Luckily my wife and I gave the mechanic a greasemonkey 3 way and he was willing to stay late and get it done before our trip to Chicago the next day. He rotated the tires for free, too!
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When you in a relationship but then not really
You and tyrese still together? Yeah in dat hood way
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Cool Way Merch it’s the unofficial page for fanmade merch, usually concentrates y Harry Styles but you can also find other artist!
- Where did you get that Harry Styles sweater vest from tiktok?
- Got it on Cool Way Merch! They went viral!
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Technique to combat impotence (aka brewers droop)
If your just about to slip your soldier up a tasty hoe but cant quite get hard, fold your dick in half, The crease will trap what blood is in there and it will be stiff enough to push up.
You wont hit the back, but she'll think shes playing with a wideboy!
After a few minutes your bodies natural hormone levels will rise enough so that you can get hard. Pull out, fold out and bust a lung!
Job done, disaster avoided.
Friend 1: Yo Nig, did you tap that lastnight?
Friend 2: Yeah man, but i had drank far too much, so i hit her with the half way house, whuppah!
Friend 1: you the man.
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The weirdest most unsavory and unappealing sexual situation you can possibly imagine involving at least three people.
Dude, the crazyiest shit every happened last night! I was an unwilling participant in a Pacheco Three-way!
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wayy to stoked for that tropicana orange juice!!
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