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The dangerous combination of a twat, a waffle iron, and a 19th century civil war cannon - hence, a twat waffle cannon.
"I heard Mr. Pecker was mortally wounded by a twat waffle cannon."
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A morning masturbation practice, usually before breakfast time. Also a dire warning regarding chewing techniques given at the Waffle House in Key Largo, FL.
You'll be late to work again if you take the time to choke your waffle before you head out.
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a doily madre of waffles filled with laughing gas, only to be eaten during a lunar eclipse.
"your full of chorttley-waffle-doilies today"
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1. When someone has been insulted and has nothing to say.
2.Sometimes used to interrupt someone when they are saying something rude or you just don't care
1.Person A "Hey dude your such a NerfHer--"
Person B "gtfo my waffle!"
2.Person A "Hey today I saw the coolest--"
Person B "gtfo my waffle!!"
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random word with no meaning my friends mom made:P
Candypants you're a darn twat waffle!
Man, Cake eater shut up you're the twat waffle!
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When ya spank that ass and the next day there is bruses
Kelly could not sit the next day because of the blue waffle on each ass cheak from the night before.
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