Wet Nilly

Sticking either your wet finger or tongue into someone's nose surprisingly

I stuck my tongue in my mates nose and gave him a wet nilly

wet spagett

Wet spagett is the finest of the spaggets usually in the form of ramen noodles but must be wet.

Did you try the spagett at the restaurant?

Yes I have but it does not compare to my famous wet spagett.

wet loans

When you provide financial assistance to a female in the hopes of engaging in sexual intercourse.

Pat from Chicago is already down $500 on his wet loans to his hot sorority intern.

wet-crane

When you urinate after ejaculating and your piss/cum slowly hangs down from the end of your dong like a crane.

'I was watching piss porn the other day and it was fuckimg rank'

'Agh, I bet the bloke was wet-crane like fuck!'

Wet line

Snorting a broken down Shot of heroin with water or alcohol

If you can't find a vein do a wet line

Wet Carlos

A beautiful yet soggy Mexican

This motherfucker looking like a Wet Carlos .

Wet Tamale

A particularly juicy, wet turd induced by gut wrenching Mexican food.

Cinco was awesome this year but the wet tamale experience the next day, not so much.

I paid that dirty prostitute $50 to take a dump on my glass table while I watched underneath and she pinched a wet tamale. Took a whole bottle of windex to get it streak free.