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The reason I don't go outside, and the reason the DMCA exists and sucks at existing
Guy: YouTube has a crap copyright law. I hate the DMCA, I liked it when I was homeless, I quit my job
Boss: dude you're a fucking panda
An action of offensive and pointless stupidity; an individual who acts with offensive and pointless stupidity; a moment of offensive and pointless stupidity (Def: 1)
An action of inoffensive and purposfull intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence (Def: 2)
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A person farts in a crowded elevator and screams "It was I!" and laughs maniacally. It smells really bad and people start to get sick. The person starts to play a Tiktok compilation on full volume without using headphones. This person is a Youtube.
Def 2
A person stands back in a crowded elevator to let others in. They ask you which floor would you like, and they press the button for you. They invite you to view a genuinely funny meme they found on Tiktok with youusing their audio splitter cable, and it Makes you laugh and brightens up your day. Gosh, you really neeed that. It can be hard working a 9 to 5 shift, and sometimes you just need the funny meme. Thank you kind stranger. This person is a Youtube.
"We don't solve problems, we create them!" - Susan Wojcicki (CEO of YouTube)
Have you seen YouTube's TOS, I'm pretty sure even their employees don't see it
Youtube: An action of offensive and pointless stupidity; an individual who acts with offensive and pointless stupidity; a moment of offensive and pointless stupidity (Def: 1)
Youtube: An action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence (Def 2)
Ex 1: A person farts in a crowded elevator and screams "It was I" and laughs maniacally. It smells really bad and people start to get sick. The person starts to play a Tiktok compilation on full volume without using headphones. This person is a Youtube.
Ex 2: A person stands back in a crowded elevator to let others in. They ask you which floor you would like, and press the button for you. They invite you to view a genuinely funny meme they found on Tiktok with you using their audio splitter cable, and it makes you laugh and brightens up your day, gosh you really needed that. It can be tough working a 9 to 5 shift, and sometimes you just need the funny meme. Thank you king stranger. This person is a Youtube.