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National Skirt Day is that special day of the year when girls across the country shed the confines of their drab and restrictive winter pants and leggings for the freedom and comfort of skirts. Guys across the country celebrate this day after four months of suffering through the absence of any attractive stimuli and the return of something fantastic.
Join us in the celebration at NationalSkirtDay.com
Question: If Valentine's Day existed for 20 year old men what would it be?
Answer: National Skirt Day.
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National thick day is from ppl with big booty😍🤪
Guy 1- Are you ready for October 28
Guy 2- ya I can't wait until October 28
NATIONAL THICK DAY
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when you post your fights on social media or u get n a fight on purpose #petty
I just fought that bitch last week ima post it on snap for national fighting day
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When one can show off the size of their man features in order to establish the alpha male dominance over the other males.
MLIM, National Dick Day
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National “___” Day is: When a 12 year old creates fake holidays for comedic value or to just attempt to score a girl.
Fake National Days: A fake made-up Holiday commonly made by little ass kids.
1: “Did you hear? It’s National Slap Ass Day!”
2: “No I didn’t hear after all, it’s made up.”
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The act of filling someone else's toilet bowl with copious amounts of toilet paper and proceeding to lay a shit nest on top. Do NOT flush! The next person in to the bathroom will not be able to flush your masterpiece and they sure as hell won't want to reach in to clean it. Most effective if you can enter and leave the bathroom without being seen.
Dude, this party's lame. I'm gonna sneak in to the can and leave a national monument in the bowl.
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