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Switching shifts at work, with a catch. Co-worker works your shift today, and you'll work their shift tomorrow (but with no intentions of doing so, e.g. calling out "sick"), thereby getting you two off days, self-creating a week-end.
"Hey, where's Sam? Didn't she switch shifts with Wayne?'"
"eh, she called out sick."
"uh-huh, the old Double Sam Switch!"
An white boi with sexy hair. He beats his meat even in november and doesn't touch it in december. He's spent over a thousand euros on coc and really sucks at cod. He really likes Sweden but doesn't admit because syver would piss on him if he admitted.
seb sam mey: An white boi with sexy hair. He beats his meat even in november and doesn't touch it in december. He's spent over a thousand euros on coc and really sucks at cod. He really likes Sweden but doesn't admit because syver would piss on him if he admitted.
WENT COMPLETELY SAM: IT MEANS TO ANALYSE A PERSON'S WORK TO THE DEPTHS AND GIVE AN APPRECIATING FEEDBACK.
WHEN I SHOWED MY PAINTING TO JAHANARA SHE WENT COMPLETELY SAM ON ME.
YESTERDAY, I WENT COMPLETELY SAM ON SEBASTIAN AFTER HE PLAYED HIS NEW SONG FOR ME.
A guy who has been stuck in the tanning bed for too long that he has surpassed a normal bronzed color, and is abnormally dark. This is usually extra noticable in the winter months.
Too tan Sam over there looks like he was well done in the toaster oven.
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Look at too tan sam1 It's december and he's orange!
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What in the world...?
What in sam hill are you talking about?
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When you do something embarrassing in front of people you don't know well enough for it to be funny
I had a Sam Lorenzo moment during my presentation in class today when I messed up and no one laughed.
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Absolute Hero To All Aberdonions xxx
Big Lanky Pussy Magnet
Ballon d'or Winner (2 December 1996 - Present)
Scored 2 Crucial Goals In Aberdeen's 2018/19 Ladbrokes Premiership Match Against St Mirren 06/10/18
Mostly Known For His Debut Where He Destroyed Scott Brown
1.Sammy Cosgrove Wins The Ballen d'or Once Again
2.Here Comes Big Sammy Cosgrove With All The Ladies"
3."Big Sam Cosgrove Finishes , A Shame He Can Only Finish Off The Ladies"
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