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What Steven is every time he drinks.....
Steven is always drunk and horny
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just like a normal bus, however the driver is very drunk. much safer then any other bus.
1: Wanna take the drunk bus!
2: O Noes?
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To get drunker than normal due to all of the shots and strong drinks at Paddy's, a well loved neighborhood bar in the Joliet area.
"Ugh, stop at Joe Dog on the way home. Shep got me Paddy's drunk again on those bloody marys and shots he was pourin'."
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Being drunk but holding it together extremely well so that you could easily pass as sober
1: oh man I was trashed last night, even woke up drunk this morning
2: really? You didn't seem it
1: that's cause I'm an excellent English drunk
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The level of drunkenness attained (mostly by Individuals affiliated with a fraternity or sorority) by consuming large amounts of beer. It is somewhere between "drunk" and "blacked-the-fuck-out." Symptoms include: dancing, flirting with a member of the opposite sex, being very loud, and possessing an over inflated ego.
-Bro did you see mike last night? He was dancing with the with the chick with the huge mole on her chin.
-Dude he was so frat drunk last night
-I saw you making out with Michelle at the Halloween party
-Yeah man I was Frat Drunk last night
-You got the whole bar to sing Sweet Caroline last night
-Totally Frat Drunk
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Drunk Luck (Noun):
Earning a winning streak of any bar or parlor games after a few cans/bottles of alcohol and feeling very buzzed.
Gazza : Jeez, Soles is winning 7 billiard games and is still drunk?
Stogey : Yep, Pretty much.
Gazza : Wow, talk about Drunk Luck.
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A garage sale where you are still drunk from last night thereby causing you to give away everything at ridiculously low prices.
Man I got so wasted last night my garage sale turned into a drunk sale this morning. I think I just sold my TV for a dollar.
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