the one legged pirate

When you ejaculate in his\her eye, and immedintly kick them in the ankle causing him/her to scream ARRRGGG! While holding one eye.

Jenny was ok with their current sex life, but Frederick wanted to spice it up with, the one legged pirate.

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six legged dog

1. Two dogs humping.
2. A way of describing the doggy style position.
3. A dog (or person) on all fours being mounted from behind. The mounting dog (or person) provides the rear two legs.

Daddy, what are those dogs doing? Son, those aren't dogs, that's a six legged dog.

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stick-legs

gay-ass asian who thinks he is black but is actually very white. See "Neil"

Man look at that asian shizznit, he is such a stick-legs.

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spread your legs

popular phrase often used before the act of penetration

spread your legs so i can aim straight

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school teacher legs

a person with twisted, slanted legs and walks slightly tilted sideways

friend #1: girl look at her, she got them school teacher legs, walkin like she got a damn bird in her pants

friend #2: girl I know you lyin', Isn't that the hoe who was messin' with my man!

Bobby Chicken Legs

A 9 ft 8 tall French fry with curly blonde hair he has gorgeous green eyes, Hes single ladies so hhu . He works at the Chum Bucket. He likes science too.

Stranger 1:I heard Bobby Chicken Legs is Dating Sarah and Drew at the same time!
Stranger 2: What?!

Look ma no legs!

When a "Look ma no hands!" goes wrong

Idiot child: -Look ma no hands!
Mom: -Be careful so you don't crash!
Idiot child: -I won't crash, I'll be careful!
*Proceeds to get crushed by a big ass truck*
Idiot child: *crying* -Look ma no legs!