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Its been so long

since i have last seen my son
lost to this monster
to the man behind the slaughter

since you've been gone,
i've been singing this stupid song so i could ponder
the sanity of your mother
(boom boom)

"its been so long / fnaf 2 song"

by theropesayoriused September 29, 2022


super long-distance relationship

Corrallary to a conventional long distance relationship a super long distance relationship is a relationship with someone who is at an even greater distance like someone from another planet, dimension, or time period.

Melodica: Would you like to come to the jelly-tot cabaret with me tonight?
Harmonica: Sorry I can't I'm going to be spending time with my boyfriend.
Melodica: I didn't know you were in a relationship.
Harmonica: We're involved in a super long-distance relationship. It's a bit complicated. He's from another time period and may or may not be fictional.

by BeerPongHandCuffs January 05, 2011


long stemmy green bitches

Celery

Do you have any of those long stemmy green bitches? I want to make a snack.

by veggieman November 06, 2012


Long Legged Mack Daddy

An alcoholic mixed drink served with Jack Honey, ginger ale, and a lime on the rocks in a high-ball glass.

Can I please have a Long Legged Mack Daddy.

by Charlie B Kelly June 15, 2020


Wade Grahm Long-cock

Like the Budweiser commercials, a group of you and two other friends say this in a row to piss off others near by. Also you should us character while saying each word.

First friend: WADE!
Second friend: GRAHM!
Third friend: LONG-COCK! (best when said in grandma style voice)
Pissed off guy: SHUT THE FUCK UP DAMN IT!

While your at it pour wade grahm long-cock a beer!! (do this referring to yourself)

by Zarcry September 27, 2007


fucks with you the long way

a slang term describing the extent of one's bond or relationship with another individual

"Girl, you held a nigga down while I was locked up so you know I fucks with you the long way".

by starofcaramel December 21, 2011


five dollar foot long

when you go into a subway take a shit dont flush and leave

person1: dude wanna go to subway

person2: no man lets just chill at my place

person1: well i gatta do a five dollar foot long but you moms in the shower

by dr.fuzz March 29, 2010