Random
Source Code
Random
Corrallary to a conventional long distance relationship a super long distance relationship is a relationship with someone who is at an even greater distance like someone from another planet, dimension, or time period.
Melodica: Would you like to come to the jelly-tot cabaret with me tonight?
Harmonica: Sorry I can't I'm going to be spending time with my boyfriend.
Melodica: I didn't know you were in a relationship.
Harmonica: We're involved in a super long-distance relationship. It's a bit complicated. He's from another time period and may or may not be fictional.
When two dudes interlock arms (like in a toast of sorts) and jerk themselves (not each other) off. The act is considered neither gay nor cheating.
No bruh. Tom didn't cheat on Cindy. Him and Bobby were totally just Long Island Strong Arming it after the big win in the locker room.
since i have last seen my son
lost to this monster
to the man behind the slaughter
since you've been gone,
i've been singing this stupid song so i could ponder
the sanity of your mother
(boom boom)
"its been so long / fnaf 2 song"
2👍 1👎
Do you have any of those long stemmy green bitches? I want to make a snack.
An alcoholic mixed drink served with Jack Honey, ginger ale, and a lime on the rocks in a high-ball glass.
Can I please have a Long Legged Mack Daddy.
Like the Budweiser commercials, a group of you and two other friends say this in a row to piss off others near by. Also you should us character while saying each word.
First friend: WADE!
Second friend: GRAHM!
Third friend: LONG-COCK! (best when said in grandma style voice)
Pissed off guy: SHUT THE FUCK UP DAMN IT!
While your at it pour wade grahm long-cock a beer!! (do this referring to yourself)
a slang term describing the extent of one's bond or relationship with another individual
"Girl, you held a nigga down while I was locked up so you know I fucks with you the long way".
473👍 174👎